When the dirty sanchez just won"t do and your itching for the extra paint on your brush not to crust up! Apply a few extra strokes from ear to ear, down and around the chin, on whomever your canvas maybe. I now pronounce you Muhammad!
Jill had more than a five o'clock shadow after Hassan decorated her with a Dirty Muhammad on there wedding night.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)