Dirty Mer

when a girl walks up to a guy in a crowd and starts to have sex with him while she is on her period

Did see Michelle Dirty Mer that guy. There was period blood every where.

Dirty Mer by The crew 3 May 19, 2011

Dirty Merchant 

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

Dirty Merchant by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016

Dirty Meribel 

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.

I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.

Dirty Meribel by RareBearU June 21, 2020

dirty meredith 

A one time passionate moment you can never replicate, spontaneous, unbelievable, and usually with a 30 something man

I think I just experienced a dirty Meredith, that means I'll never hear from her again

dirty meredith by Pitbullgurl44 February 24, 2019

Dirty Mervis 

One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”

When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."

Dirty Mervis by Basic Bob November 27, 2013

Dirty Merv

Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.

I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!

Dirty Merv by merv hughes September 13, 2011

Dirty Meringue 

A Dirty Meringue is a fella who you would expect to have a vanilla sense of sexual nature towards other potential homesexual males but actualy gives off a vibe that other potential homesexual males feels is too aggressive in the sheets.

Corybn was completely off guard when Jack went from a chill conversion about chugging beers to a complete Dirty Meringue and implied that the beers could be a metaphor for his peen.

Dirty Meringue by Definitely not Terry June 22, 2021