Dirty Melyssa 

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

Dirty Melyssa by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Melyssa 

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem

“Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night”

Dirty Melyssa by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

Dirty Melissa by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

dirty melissa by DocMc November 8, 2015

Dirty Melissa

Dirty mouth

Why you got such a dirty Melissa

Dirty Melissa by Mind dirty April 3, 2020

Dirty melissa

When a girl get super drunk and try’s to go down in her best friend then pees the bed!

How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!

Dirty melissa by Dirty chia April 15, 2020