dirty marcel
Dude, I just pulled a dirty Marcel on that bitch last night, because I still had a few gramms leftover
dirty marcel by Dr. HandsomeWeed April 6, 2022
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Dirty Marcel
The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.
Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Dirty Marcel by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023
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Dirty Marcello
When you go to that party and hook up with that crazy bitch who, after giving you a pleasant yet rough hand job, shits on your hand wherein you proceed to fist her loose vagina with your shitty hand while screaming your ex girlfriend/wife's name.
Guy 1: "Yo I heard things got real weird last night at that party."
Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."
Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"
Guy 2: "......Fuck."
Guy 2: "Yeah...... I gave that Dunkin Donuts bitch Stacy the old 'Dirty Marcello'."
Guy 1: ".....She shit on your hand and you fisted her screaming your ex girlfriends name? You realize she was 14 right bro?"
Guy 2: "......Fuck."
Dirty Marcello by ChrisMarcello October 11, 2012
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dirty marcella by Larrytheegg April 14, 2020
dirty marchelle
Sexual: When your ass is being fingered by a person with long hair and it's dark, without realising there is shit on your finger you rub it in your hair.
dirty marchelle by MarshiiMellow April 6, 2020
Dirty Marcelo
Handsome, lightskin, attractive body builder with a massive 35 inch cock.
He lowkey gets all the bitches.
He lowkey gets all the bitches.
Dirty Marcelo by Tommas Larg September 7, 2021
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dirty marcela by Cocknballturture March 29, 2022
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