Dirty Laurent

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A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.

The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.

Dirty Laurent by Sierra Sims June 9, 2020

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Dirty Lauren

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.

“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”

Dirty Lauren by TotallyRadFacts April 17, 2020

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dirty lauren

A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz

There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning

dirty lauren by Thankcueee July 27, 2016

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Dirty Laurence

when you see a handsome man from another corner of the room and so you slowly make your way to that corner of the room and suck them off

That boy over there is doing a dirty laurence, cheeky fuck

Dirty Laurence by chellis1435 July 15, 2020

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Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

Dirty Laurene by patheticmeme May 7, 2020

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dirty lauren

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.

man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

dirty lauren by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025

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Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

Dirty Lauren Sanchez by geojetson June 30, 2025

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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