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Dirty Laurent 

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.
The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.
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Dirty Lauren 

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.
“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”
Dirty Lauren by TotallyRadFacts April 17, 2020

dirty lauren 

A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz
There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning
dirty lauren by Thankcueee July 27, 2016

Dirty Laurence 

when you see a handsome man from another corner of the room and so you slowly make your way to that corner of the room and suck them off
That boy over there is doing a dirty laurence, cheeky fuck
Dirty Laurence by chellis1435 July 15, 2020

Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.
“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

dirty lauren 

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.
man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

Dirty Lauren Sanchez 

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers
I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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