Dirty Laurent

A dirty Laurent is a male/female that thinks fruit punch is period blood and end up drinking it.

The teacher is such a Dirty Laurent, he dunked the principal period blood again.

by Sierra Sims June 9, 2020

Dirty Lauren

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your climax , the young lady stops and simply lays there.

“Damn dude I was getting the best head last night when she just fucking stopped”
“She really gave you the dirty Lauren didn’t she?”

by TotallyRadFacts April 17, 2020

dirty lauren

A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz

There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning

by Thankcueee July 27, 2016

Dirty Laurence

when you see a handsome man from another corner of the room and so you slowly make your way to that corner of the room and suck them off

That boy over there is doing a dirty laurence, cheeky fuck

by chellis1435 July 15, 2020

Dirty Laurene

The act of popping hemorrhoids and sniffing the tang left on your fingers.

“Man, I need to pull a Dirty Laurene just to feel alive again.”
“She did a Dirty Laurene in the Taco Bell bathroom.”

by patheticmeme May 7, 2020

dirty lauren

Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.

man that guy is getting some good dirty lauren

by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025

Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers

I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

by geojetson June 30, 2025