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dirty constantine 

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle
Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital
dirty constantine by koreluvsu September 17, 2021

Dirty Konstantina 

Dirty Konstantina, is a sexual practice, where partner A pleases partner B (male) orally, partner B has to finish in his/her mouth after that partner A doesn't swallow the cum and proceedes kissing him and spitting the cum in his mouth
e.g.: "damn she wild I bet she would dirty konstantina me"
"Bro chill, she is not crazy it's not like she dirty konstantinas me!"
"What? u want me to dirty konstantina you? yeah that would be like 80$"

Dirty Konstantina 

Dirty Konstantina is a sexual practice where the one partner has to please the other partner orally, he has to finish in her/his mouth, after that she/he keeps the nut in his/her mouth and kisses his/her partner without swallowing, he/she has to spit the cum in his mouth
e.g.: -"Bro I don't know about that girl you are currently dating..."
-"Dude chill, it is not like she would dirty konstantina me."
-"I freaking love that girl, I would even let her dirty konstantina me."
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