With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.
I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.
A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.
I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)