When performing doggy style, reach around and fish hook your partner with both hands and whisper in their ear "my hot co-worker fucked a lot better then you are earlier tonight" and hold on for the wild ride!
Man did you hear? Crews pulled a Dirty Jude on his girl last night. He came out smiling with a black eye
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.