When performing doggy style, reach around and fish hook your partner with both hands and whisper in their ear "my hot co-worker fucked a lot better then you are earlier tonight" and hold on for the wild ride!
Man did you hear? Crews pulled a Dirty Jude on his girl last night. He came out smiling with a black eye
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.