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dirty joseph 

Dirty Joseph is when someone spunks into a jelly mold and mix it with jelly then force feeds it to there Nan while Screaming:
Take it Nana Take it
Friend 1: What did you do Last Night
Friend 2: Gave my Nan a Dirty Joseph

Friend 1: The Fuck
dirty joseph by Bull Horn test November 13, 2013

Dirty Joseph 

when your Bro inserts his tongue into your asshole, he's giving you a Dirty Joseph.
My bro just gave me a Dirty Joseph last night. It was awesome.
Dirty Joseph by quackenwagen May 29, 2020

Dirty Joseph 

The act of publically fucking an immobile and stationary object, such as a park bench or tree, with a flaccid penis.
I gave the Maple in the courtyard a proper Dirty Joseph last night, it was awesome.
Dirty Joseph by Ningnongnuffnuff October 3, 2021

Dirty Joseph Watts 

The act of sucking a hairy cock while also fingering the asshole of Joe Biden.
Dirty Joseph Watts by No man! February 10, 2024

Dirty Josephine 

When three people have a three way in the shape of a triangle while each having tasers attached to their nipples, while one person watches covering their genitals with hot candle wax.
Damn dude, that Dirty Josephine you did yesterday left your nipples fried, you should get ice on that.
You should get a doctor to look at your genitals after that Dirty Josephine you did the other day.
Dirty Josephine by KARF June 30, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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