Dirty Hanky 

The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.

That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.

Dirty Hanky by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021

Dirty Hanky 

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.

We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.

Dirty Hanky by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023

dirty hank 

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

dirty hank by Tikity December 1, 2017

Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

Dirty Handy by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

dorty hankey 

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

dorty hankey by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016