Dirty Hanky

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The act of expectorating a large mucosal mass onto the face of your partner, then proceeding to use your ass cheeks to ensure even distribution, while pleasuring your bung hole with your partners nose.

That girl I met at the hospital is a freak! I bet she loves a dirty hanky.

Dirty Hanky by Feltchtillyoubelch August 5, 2021

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Dirty Hanky

When a person blow thier nose in another person's butt and then uses said snot as lube for anal sex.

We didn't have any lube for anal sex so I gave them a Dirty Hanky and it was as slick as snot and never felt better.

Dirty Hanky by Devilmaycare69 August 6, 2023

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dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

dirty hank by Tikity December 1, 2017

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Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

Dirty Handy by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

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dorty hankey

Is when you take a shite in undergarments then rip them off and go raaa and wipe your kegs in the boilers face hence the hankey

Bolam came home one night and thought fuck it I will give her a dorty hankey

dorty hankey by Dirty ropper May 6, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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