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Dirty Hamil 

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.
You commit a Dirty Hamil when your significant other is sitting on the toilet like a throne barking commands at you when you're in the other room and you've had enough so you come in the bathroom and smack him across the face once with each hand then kick him in the shins, then as you are running away (not sure why you would run away because he's stuck on the toilet) he throws poop at you and then jerks off that's the dirty part.
Dirty Hamil by silent g June 5, 2013
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Dirty Hailie 

Dirty Hailie is when you are getting a lap dance and just before the happy ending she jumps off and giggles.
That tiny dancer just gave me a dirty Hailie, now what am I going to do with this?
Dirty Hailie by Raceready5'2 May 21, 2019

Dirty Hailey 

When a girl (named hailey) gets sloppy drunk, then proceeds to get a train ran on her by 5 big black men in public.
Did you see Pamela from the office? She pulled a dirty hailey last time we went out
Dirty Hailey by DoctorDoNuffin March 31, 2020

dirty hamilton 

When you tip a stripper 10 dollars US in the anus.
Dude if you give that stripper a dirty Hamilton she just might tip you.
dirty hamilton by Nemo19899891 April 26, 2014

dirty hailee 

This is the result of guzzling cum and orange juice together. Yes, this is vomit.
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“No, I had a dirty hailee. It was awful.”
dirty hailee by Kevin coxlong April 15, 2020

Dirty hailey 

Get extremely horny and wet That she pees and poos all over and farts so loud her pants rip off
dirty hailey gets so horny eveytime she makesout with a guy then end up covered in poo and cum
Dirty hailey by pooo bumm November 16, 2021

Dirty Hailey 

When she gets so horny and wet and pees and poos everywhere and fart so hard her pants rip
I was with hailey last night and she was so wet she started pee and pooing she was wet at and gave the me the dirtiest hailey dirty Hailey
Dirty Hailey by pooo bumm November 16, 2021
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