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The dirty gurdy 

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.
Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"
The dirty gurdy by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016

Dirty Girdy 

When two consenting adults from Girdwood, Alaska 69 while simultaneously chewing tobacco.
Me and Chad did the Dirty Girdy so hard last night I’m gonna need a spit cup for my pussy!
Dirty Girdy by Party Barbie March 27, 2023

dirty gurden 

Shoves his turban up a bitch pussy
You did a Dirty Gurden
dirty gurden by GurdenSingh May 9, 2022

Dirty Gerdy

When one person is jerking off in front of another person, and then they pull back the waistband of the other person pants and ejaculate into the persons’s pants before letting go of the waistband, snapping the waistband and splashing cum all over them.
Bro 1: bro I was at an orgy last week and this dude gave me a dirty gerdy out of nowhere
Bro 2: what’s a dirty gerdy?
Bro 1: he came in MY pants and then slapped my waistband back and shot jizz in my face
Dirty Gerdy by boobzey September 28, 2026

Durty Gurty

when a guy is fucking a chick A in the ass from behing, while chick B eats out chick A from underneath, and then the guy pulls out of chick A super fast and she shits all over the face of chick B. thus making Chick B a `Durty Gurty`
hey steve how was your night?
it was great i had a three way with those two girls and made the blonde a durty gurty!
Durty Gurty by bobandyrandy August 19, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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