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Dirty Giles 

Receiving a blowjob from a recently caught carp whilst watching virtual reality nugget porn on a home headset.
“Sweet Jesus, I had a Dirty Giles after last weekends fishing trip and picked up a nasty parasite
Dirty Giles by Timothyburrows April 20, 2020
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Dirty Giles 

A dirty Giles is where the sexyist boy normally named Giles can finger blast two girls at once whilest shagging his main girl who are normally sexy Latinas or light skinned girls during all this he is just shoting multiple shots of vodka
My favourite porn is a "dirty Giles"

Dirty Giles 

A dirty Giles is where the sexyist boy in the world finger blasts two girls at once whilest shagging his main girl who are commonly Latinas or Moroccans all at the same time he is drinking multiple shots of vodka
My favourite pron is the "dirty Giles"

dirty gillespie 

when someone is licking your ass and you fart in their mouth inflating their cheeks like dizzy gillespie
i farted in this bitches face and gave her a dirty gillespie
dirty gillespie by john northrup December 22, 2003

The Dirty Gillespie 

The act of inducing a queef in your female partner. By mouthing the opening of the vagina like a trumpet, you blow into the opening until your face looks like that of Dizzie Gillespie. When finished, your partner will queef with extreme force. Usually a great ice breaker before applying The Angry Pirate.
"How was your date with (insert name here)?"

"It was great! Gave her The Dirty Gillespie".

"You Dog!"
The Dirty Gillespie by eightysixx September 16, 2008

Dirty Ginessa 

A person most often a woman who enjoys being dominated by an older figure. Often referred to as Daddy, Dom, Sir, and Master.
Dirty Ginessa by Dicwiz May 25, 2020

Dirty Hugo Giestas 

Old man who feels horny for young girls and pisses off the place for not being able to hold his tiny dick.
Pissed floor? For sure dirty Hugo Giestas was here.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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