Dirty Gertie

When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie.

Matt: my poo was best on rate my poo yesterday, Nat: matt you are a dirty gertie!

Dirty Gertie by stoke_gal March 10, 2009

Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.

Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.

Dirty Gertie by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022

Dirty Gertie

In reference to Gertrude Nadine Baniszewski (1929-1990), the Indianapolis woman who was chief architect of the torture and murder of 16 year old Sylvia Likens in 1965, a woman who severely abuses children resulting in death or serious injury to the child, any woman who is a child abuser

"They'll have to put that Dirty Gertie in protective custody, because she won't last fifteen minutes in the general population"

Dirty Gertie by Snickers 8662 June 4, 2018

Dirty gertner 

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.

Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.

Dirty gertner by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024