The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.
Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.
In reference to Gertrude Nadine Baniszewski (1929-1990), the Indianapolis woman who was chief architect of the torture and murder of 16 year old Sylvia Likens in 1965, a woman who severely abuses children resulting in death or serious injury to the child, any woman who is a child abuser
"They'll have to put that Dirty Gertie in protective custody, because she won't last fifteen minutes in the general population"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.