An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.
In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.
In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.
“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”
by Mr. McHaggis April 1, 2022
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Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007
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by Dizmuh April 11, 2020
Get the dirty gerard mug.The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
by Charlie Muurphy December 12, 2008
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