Dirty Football

After having butt sex the girl then massage the shit covered dick and balls with her feet

Shannon gave the me best dirty football last night.

Dirty Football by Massivegoob July 5, 2007

Dirty Football

the act of pressing two but holes together and simultaneously defecating into the others but hole

yesterday me and Tod played Dirty Football

Dirty Football by smokeyturdson November 25, 2007

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

dirty football by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

Dirty football

When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field

I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football

Dirty football by Alt_F_4 September 7, 2021

dirty football player 

The act of sticking both your thumbs in a girls ass and wiping them under each eye.

Last night I gave suzy a Dirty football player last night.

dirty football player by choda boy August 25, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020