Dirty Essay

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When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

Dirty Essay by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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