Dirty Elliott

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When you put your rock hard cock inside an old man’s mouth in front of your mates because you haven’t had any action for many years.

“Shit, I did a dirty elliott last night I was that desperate”

Dirty Elliott by MickMavs January 13, 2022

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Dirty Elliott

When a man shaves his entire body except a landing strip from his chest to above his penis

I gave my self a Dirty elliott yesterday, my girl totally digs it.

Dirty Elliott by Ballchinian savior June 9, 2019

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Dirty Elliot

a dirty elliot is when you munch on a girl's taint until it bleeds and you mix the blood and poo together to finger paint on his nipples with

Dan: Hey Elliot! Shall we go find Megan and make a dirty Elliot tonight?

Dirty Elliot by Pissy pants blood April 29, 2020

dirty elliot

dirty elliot is the type of person to eat your shit and drink your piss in an illegal porno on heavy r.com and the he cuts open your balls and eats every single piece of sperm

im so similar to dirty elliot

dirty elliot by clekclok October 30, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026