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Dirty Eli

A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
That trip to Vietnam was ultimately ruined when I had that Dirty Eli
by 12inchEli April 12, 2020
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Dirty Eli

When you try out something kinky and it low-key turns you on. Dirty Eli has every fetish in the books and is happy to discover new kinks all the time.
When she shoved her finger up my ass, had a Dirty Eli; I was so surprised I blew my load right down their throat.
by EntropyRises March 18, 2019
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Dirty eli

When you go on top of a very high wall and proceed to fuck a horse
I did a dirty Eli last night, I might go to prison
by Sussy amongus imposter September 2, 2021
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Dirty Eli

The dirty Eli is performed on a certain player named Eli and this when the whole lacrosse team sounds with each one of his toes individually until the cum all over his feet.
“That was a great win, I think it’s time for a dirty Eli!”
by coach green March 13, 2023
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Dirty Elijah

When you pull out mid Stroke, tell them that their Pussy is trash, then knock over and destroy their Flat screen and then leave.
Wow, Donald just pulled a Dirty Elijah, now I have to buy a new T.V
by King Kenroy August 17, 2018
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Dirty Elizabeth

A very hot girl that is extremely sexy and thick asf. She give the best head and can ride like no other she’s a top but a kinky bottom. She a real hood baby baddie. Tho be careful because there very sensitive to emotions
Man I just got back from the store and my dirty Elizabeth was waiting for me
by Shreky269 July 31, 2020
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dirty elio

The act of having sex with a fruit of your choice and leaving a sticky wet mess everywhere. If your name is Elio you'll even be a dirty Elio.
Oliver: Did you just fuck a peach?
Elio: Yes but please don't eat it.
Oliver: oh you dirty dirty Elio
by the better fan June 15, 2020
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