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Dirty Edmunds 

'Dirty Edmunds'

/ˈdərdē ejə-məns /

verb
1. Being abandoned by a female companion through manipulation, because there's a lack of Food or Ice Cream.

"My boys girl pulled a Dity Edmunds on him today."

2. Being Manipulated by a female companion to spend all of your money on food or Ice Cream.

" Hunter's wallets empty today because his ol' lady pulled a Dirty Edmunds.

3. Catching a UTI because a males female companion wanted him to sodomize her.

" Max had to goto the Hospital because he performed the Dirty Edmunds.
Dirty Edmunds by Sakima Loki June 26, 2019
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dirty edmund 

A dirty Edmund is when 3 or more gay guys are in a row having sex with each other each inside the others ass while the rear jerks off the front man and and front man has a finger in the rear mans ass.
last night I dislocated my shoulder and pulled a hamstring while trying to do the dirty edmund
dirty edmund by RickVicious January 4, 2014

dirty edmundo 

During sex with a women you cum inside of her and mix it with your spit and hers for the ultimate organism while drinking piss that comes out of her vagina
"hey did you see what he was doing with emily?"
"nah what"
"he did the dirty edmundo"
dirty edmundo by jahabama November 22, 2021

dirty edmundo 

During sex with a women you cum inside of her and mix it with your spit and hers for the ultimate organism while drinking piss that comes out of her vagina
"hey did you see what he was doing with emily?"
"nah what"
"he did the dirty edmundo"
dirty edmundo by jahabama November 22, 2021
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