Dirty Cylo
A Dirty Cylo is when you take too much Benadryl, see the hat man, realize you accidentally took Viagra, and then proceed to make sweet, sweet love to a scarecrow in the abandoned Silo that's probably infested with all the demons your grandmother couldn't be bothered to exorcise- instead throwing the Ouija Boards she used down the hatch- which probably explains why the old toilet seat your buttcheeks are sitting on has been scribbled with sharpie to look like an Ouija board (because buying the real deal every weekend gets expensive). And instead of getting an STD from making sweet, sweet, passionate love to the scarecrow, you get infested with numerous demons- of which one is named George- who happened to be inhabiting the scarecrow you made sweet, sweet love to. And now he wants waffle fries, because of course he does.
Dirty Cylo by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 2, 2025
