Having anal sex with teacher by shoving the text book of the class he/she teaches. Then eating his/her apple displayed while dripping the juices on his her chest.
Oh man, i think Ms.Parker failed me on purpose so i gave her a Dirty Columbine
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.