Dirty Channon 

The act of receiving (anal sex) with a (crystal dildo) while being penetrated in (circle position) with a mans tongue, resulting in a squirt fest.

Wow! That guy gave me the real Dirty Channon last night... Crystal Dildo and everything!

Dirty Channon by notawineexpert March 31, 2020

Dirty Cannonball 

When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.

My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.

Dirty Cannonball by SaloGraf August 15, 2016

Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

Dirty Cannon by derfferguson April 18, 2020

Dirty Channing 

When a girl finds her boyfriend's "toys" and uses them to serve her guest food in a very errotic house party.

She pulled a dirty Channing!!!

Dirty Channing by Yumyumdingdong July 19, 2020

Dirt cannon

Synonym for asshole.

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.

Dirt cannon by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020