When you work out, get as sweaty as possible, go home and take your pants off, and while someone is sleeping, get a running start, jump and land your anus directly on their face with your full weight and fart simultaneously.
My roommate was pissing me off yesterday, so I gave him a dirty cannonball after he went to bed.
The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.
Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.