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Dirty Carrot 

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.
He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!
Dirty Carrot by Aashe June 10, 2010
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Dirty Carrot 

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.
Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”
Dirty Carrot by FatalToxic April 26, 2011

dirty carrot 

a good loking boy, who is very bad. usually covered in tats, smokes, drinks and skates.
"i want a bad boy"

"that guy over there looks like a dirty carrot"
dirty carrot by i hate badger January 29, 2009

Dirty Carrot 

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming
Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!
Dirty Carrot by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.
Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick
Dirty Carrot stick by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022

Dirrty Carrot 

Radio personality known to be a little frisky and crazy. Usually female and very loud and in your face.
Did you listen to the show Dirrty Carrot had on KMNR earlier. It sounds like she's running a sex hotline.
Dirrty Carrot by thedirrtycarrot February 23, 2011

Dirty Carlotta 

While being held down by a dominant man, he fingers her anus and vagina simultaneously until she ejaculates (if she pees it is not a Dirty Carlotta but has another name), then while still dripping, sits on his face backward so that his nose is in her ass.
He was banging her good and it surprised him when she gushed on his hand and gave him a Dirty Carlotta.
Dirty Carlotta by Leonard3 December 10, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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