Dirty Carl

The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face

larry gave patches a dirty carl, it was a effin stinky mess

by sir jon September 29, 2005

Dirty Carl

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.

"last night my boo and me did the dirty carl position and I can still feel all his body parts inside me!"

by Rande and Cynthia July 1, 2006

Dirty Carl

When you use a post-anal, semen filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.

Geoff - "Man last night I had some really filth anal, so afterwards I gave her the old Dirty Carl to teach some respect"

Ricardo - "Bitch Please!!"

by Sternest September 27, 2010

Dirty Carl

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.

I'm going to have to take a week off Boss I was sat next to Dirty Carl the contagious twat...

by Bonkbobbignose January 22, 2021