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Dirty Brita

Commonly found among the KETO community. This is the act of urination into a Brita water filtration system and then inviting over people you consider enemies to serve to them at dinner or alongside other drinks. Most effective if done after ingesting large amounts of asparagus to convince them the aroma is an added keto friendly electrolyte.
Person 1: I invited Karen over for dinner last night.

Person 2: Damn! I thought you hated that bitch?

Person 1: I do that’s why I made sure to serve her a Dirty Brita with her egg chalupas
by Milkman79 June 10, 2019
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Dirty Bita

When a woman twirls around naked in a forest singing the song that never ends and accidently falls on the dick of the nearest eligible bachelor.
dude, that chick just fell on my super hard dick. Totally pulled a dirty Bita
by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 June 23, 2022
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DirtyBrian

The fact that you have the biggest and best meat in the land
I cant wait to get a dirtybrian, hes got the biggest and best in town
by Trimpiper February 25, 2020
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