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Dirty Breakfast 

Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work
Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!
Dirty Breakfast by Maldax November 5, 2010

Dirty Breakfast

(sex move) In the morning, before you get out of bed to use the washroom or check your phone, or anything, take out our penis and perform anal sex on your partner and then as they yawn, stick your penis in their mouth.
"Don't worry about Sunday brunch, he already gave me a dirty breakfast"
Dirty Breakfast by DR_HILARTY December 23, 2025

Dirty Mexican Breakfast 

Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.
Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast 

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy