Definitions by Maldax

Pixie Porn 

Soft Porn magazines left under bushes in parks or near river banks by the Porn Pixies for teenage boys to find as their first introduction to the female form. Usually slightly damp and never a full magazine just a few pages

Dave! you should have walked home through the park yesterday there was tons of Pixie Porn and not too damp! Little Ron took it all home

Pixie Porn by Maldax December 31, 2010

Dirty Breakfast 

Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work

Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!

Dirty Breakfast by Maldax November 5, 2010

Dirty Chicken 

A lovely bit of healthy chicken covered in breadcrumbs and deep fried in a huge vat of oil making it both delicious yet dirty.

"I am fecking starving!"
"Why don't we stop at KFC for some dirty chicken?"

Dirty Chicken by Maldax November 5, 2010