Dirty Bidet 

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

Dirty Bidet by Colibear August 24, 2016

Dirty Bidet 

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

Dirty Bidet by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty Bidet 

When a man and a women are having anal intercourse and the woman takes a shit on the mans penis and he pulls out and pisses in her asshole.

Tom: She shit on your dick?!
Brad: Yeah so I gave her a fucking Dirty Bidet!

Dirty Bidet by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

Dirty Bidet 

When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.

“The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”

Dirty Bidet by anikenobi June 27, 2023

Dirty Bidet

When your taking a dump and a turd splashes dirty poo water up into your butthole.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom taking a number 2 and got myself with a dirty bidet.

Dirty Bidet by 419zay January 22, 2026

Dirty biden 

The act of raping a little girl while sniffing and groping her just to forget it happened and do it all over again

Someone told me I did a dirty Biden but I don’t remember

Dirty biden by Big bad n word poopy man October 3, 2020

Dirty Biden 

Impossible. A Biden is the most caring person you’ll every meet. His compassion will stop you in your tracks, and his biceps of steel will make you gasp. He knows heartbreak all too well, and is the type of person you want a hug from. Biden is, at the end of the day, the kindest person you will ever meet

Dang, he was really a Dirty Biden yesterday

I wish my bf was a Dirty Biden like yours

Dirty Biden by _xx_cool username_xx_ October 30, 2020