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Dirty Bethany

When someone takes 2+ bottles of laxatives then puts a tampon in their anus. Once the tampon is filled with liquid shit they bake it into a chocolate cake for their significant other.
My wife gave me a dirty Bethany cake for my birthday.
by AlphaOwns October 18, 2019
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When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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When a sexual parter likes being both whipped and choked with a belt, so, as you're choking them, you pull the belt away to whip them, leaving their neck burning so it feels like the belt is still there, but it is not.
You only need one belt to do a dirty Bethan.
by BJROGER April 7, 2020
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You’re a bad ass bitch who doesn’t take any shit. You speak up for what you believe even if you’re the only one yelling. You think you’re sophisticated and drink too much wine.
Defined as “this is my friend dirty Bethann...”
by Betexe April 15, 2020
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