when someone named amalie uses an ironing board to flatten the penis to make it easier to slide. this will always be with three or more people, never only 2. after the penis is flattened, she will slice it up into tiny bite-sized pieces and sprinkle it on top of a bowl or porridge.
When a man dresses up as a clown and fucks an Aaliyah so hard that she starts to laugh uncontrollably like an clown. The man also chases her around the room with a chainsaw.
When a woman fucks another woman so hard with a strap that they both start to bleed and the girl wearing the strap smears it on the other girls face until it looks like she was dipped in a bucket of ketchup she then continues to bite off the girl’shead as if it were a Mcdonald’s french fry. The second girl thus dies
When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
Oh my fucking god, did you see that video where she did a Dirty Aalish?? funniest shit ever.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.