when someone named amalie uses an ironing board to flatten the penis to make it easier to slide. this will always be with three or more people, never only 2. after the penis is flattened, she will slice it up into tiny bite-sized pieces and sprinkle it on top of a bowl or porridge.
When a man dresses up as a clown and fucks an Aaliyah so hard that she starts to laugh uncontrollably like an clown. The man also chases her around the room with a chainsaw.
Me and my girl were getting kinky in the bedroom and decided to do the Dirty Aaliyah.
When a woman fucks another woman so hard with a strap that they both start to bleed and the girl wearing the strap smears it on the other girls face until it looks like she was dipped in a bucket of ketchup she then continues to bite off the girl’s head as if it were a Mcdonald’s french fry. The second girl thus dies
When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
Oh my fucking god, did you see that video where she did a Dirty Aalish?? funniest shit ever.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi