when someone named amalie uses an ironing board to flatten the penis to make it easier to slide. this will always be with three or more people, never only 2. after the penis is flattened, she will slice it up into tinybite-sized pieces and sprinkle it on top of a bowl or porridge.
When a man dresses up as a clown and fucks an Aaliyah so hard that she starts to laugh uncontrollably like an clown. The man also chases her around the room with a chainsaw.
Me and my girl were getting kinky in the bedroom and decided to do the Dirty Aaliyah.
When a woman fucks another woman so hard with a strap that they both start to bleed and the girl wearing the strap smears it on the other girls face until it looks like she was dipped in a bucket of ketchup she then continues to bite off the girl’s head as if it were a Mcdonald’s french fry. The second girl thus dies
When you run out of instant hot chocolate so you have to pick the dookie crust off of some ones asshole while being simultaneously buttfucked by two men/or women.
You also have to survive getting hit with shuriken's by highly trained dogs.
Oh my fucking god, did you see that video where she did a Dirty Aalish?? funniest shit ever.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.