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dirty anthony

after cumming allow a small amount of cum to stay on the tip of the penis, and stick it in her ear (wet willy)
my boyfriend gave me a dirty anthony last night, and it was AMAZING!
dirty anthony by sex slave September 2, 2006

Dirty Anthony

When you whip out your GoldenEye to 007 a diabetic.
Every time I play video games somebody pulls a dirty Anthony
Dirty Anthony by Keith Turban February 14, 2020

Dirty Anthony

When your sister walks in on you stroking your schlong to goth femboy hooters workers, so you shit in your hand and thundercunt it at her. She retaliates by stripping naked, shitting in her hand, rubbing it on her vagina, before throwing it at you. You then proceed to have a shit covered makeout sesh.
Our friend pulled a Dirty Anthony with his sister

Dirty Antony 

After the man has shot a load of man fat up a ladies rusty bullet hole, he then proceeds to use an old MacDonald's straw to suck it back out and spit it into a glass for the base flavour in a Dirty Antony cocktail they then share.
The anal sex was ok but the Dirty Antony Cocktail was da bomb!
Dirty Antony by BANNEDPLAYER April 16, 2020
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026