A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.
Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.
by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.
by Boner Champ 86 April 1, 2020
