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Dirty Allah 

This act is similiar to the well known Dirty Sanchez in which after having anal intercourse with a woman, you withdraw a soiled erect penis and trace a stinky moustache onto her upper lip.

This act places the Hindu spin on it, whereas the freshly soiled penis, is withdrawn from the backdoor and poked at the woman's foreheaed several times, leaving the spotted stain of the Dirty Allah.
After Mike had enjoyed several moments of Wendy's backdoor, he unexpectedly removed his penis, walked around in front of her and kneeled down. Holding her head gently in his hands, he poked her several times with his penis on her forehead. The sensation of his penis on her forehead, coupled with the smell told her she'd just been given the Dirty Allah
Dirty Allah by DiveMaster Mike April 14, 2010
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Dirty Allan

When a hot guy with a shaved head fucks a girl very hard in her mouth with his fat cock
“Every girl dreams to get a Dirty Allan
Dirty Allan by Ammsii June 13, 2020

dirty aleah

A BAD ASS BITCH. PERRRRIODT. Never doubt a Dirty Aleah. She is the life of the party.
"Oh wow here comes Dirty Aleah, now the fun can begin!"
dirty aleah by LlamaLove08 September 13, 2021

Dirty Aleah

When a girl named Aleah that works at kwik trip squats over a mans mouth and proceeds to shit in his mouth before fucking his face with a dirty strap on.
She gave a Dirty Aleah when I was asleep to wake me up. I was like woah bro, you know who else does a Dirty Aleah, MY MOM!
Dirty Aleah by ☭Stalin☭ July 11, 2024

Dirty Aleah

When a girl named Aleah that works at kwik trip squats over a mans mouth and proceeds to shit in his mouth before fucking his face with a dirty strap on while recording.
She gave a Dirty Aleah when I was asleep to wake me up. I was like woah bro, you know who else does a Dirty Aleah, MY MOM!
Dirty Aleah by AleahShitLover69 July 11, 2024

Dirty Aleah

When a girl named Aleah that works at kwik trip squats over a mans mouth and proceeds to shit in his mouth before fucking his face with a dirty strap on while her cousin watches.
She gave a Dirty Aleah when I was asleep to wake me up. I was like woah bro, you know who else does a Dirty Aleah, MY MOM!
Dirty Aleah by AleahShitLover69 July 11, 2024
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