a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?
Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?
Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
by nigga gabe August 01, 2006
its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
by death boner from hell December 17, 2014
It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.
by Johnny Throwdown April 22, 2004
When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007
When a girl is givng you head, you spit on her back so she goes "huh, already?" and turns around looking at you. As soon as she does, you shoot her in the eye, kick her in the shins as hard as you can. She then hops around covering her eye with her hand and holding her leg and yelling "arg!"
(me:) "Dude! Last night I gave Chuck Cosuins girlfriend (Jill) a dirty pirate! It was so funny, she was hopping around like a peg-legged pirate yelling arg!"
(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"
(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"
(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"
(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"
(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"
(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"
by r5a.org January 19, 2005
When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
by patrick March 10, 2004
The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.
by Codemanger September 11, 2006