Dirty Pirate 

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

Dirty Pirate by patrick March 10, 2004

dirty pirate 

a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.

Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?

Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?

Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.

dirty pirate by nigga gabe August 1, 2006

Dirty Pirate 

A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.

A Dirty Pirate usually uses Jose Cuervo and Captain.

Dirty Pirate by Easybeat February 4, 2010

dirty pirate 

its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye

hegave me a dirty pirate today

dirty pirate by death boner from hell December 17, 2014

dirty pirate 

It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.

Last night I was feeling kinda kinky so I gave the misses a dirty pirate.

dirty pirate by Johnny Throwdown April 22, 2004

dirty pirate 

When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.

"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"

dirty pirate by Mister Hat April 19, 2007

dirty pirate 

When a girl is givng you head, you spit on her back so she goes "huh, already?" and turns around looking at you. As soon as she does, you shoot her in the eye, kick her in the shins as hard as you can. She then hops around covering her eye with her hand and holding her leg and yelling "arg!"

(me:) "Dude! Last night I gave Chuck Cosuins girlfriend (Jill) a dirty pirate! It was so funny, she was hopping around like a peg-legged pirate yelling arg!"

(some fag british guy): "mate, your my hero!"

(me): "fuck off fag, you still need to get laid"

(the fag british, again): "dude, wtf"

dirty pirate by r5a.org January 18, 2005