Big dumb German that is seven feet tall but is too scared to post anyone up. He often shoots from the out side making some of his shots unless it’s a big game then he will miss all his shots. This not to mention his lack of defensive skill or heart.

Look at Dirk Nowitzki he is such a great player. Wait till the playoffs he will choke like ever year. I think I see vaginal fluid coming from the back of his shorts

dirk nowitzki by AdamDub May 18, 2007

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Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter by Fillet-o-fetus April 28, 2010

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Dirk Nowitzski playoffs

An unbelieveable performance that ruined such teams as the Thunder and Heat. Makes every shot, is god and jesus, finals mvp, german, god, rapist of dwayne wade and lebron james.

Lebron: Hey Dwayne, what just happened?

Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.

Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us

Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like

Dirk Nowitzski playoffs by bricklayer123 June 21, 2011

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