dire rear

When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation.

That curry gave me dire rear!

dire rear by Poodlechimp June 5, 2009

Dire Rear

experiencing gas, bloating, cramps, and explosive diarrhea, usually caused by strange or unusual foods

The seafood stew was rich and tasty at the time, but was probably the cause of the dire rear later that night.

Dire Rear by whopado March 14, 2012

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

Dire rear by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Direrear 

When your #2s is dire and you can’t spell diarea - diarheo - dia… when you can spell direrear just fine.

Direrear is a better word than diarrhoea because it’s easier to spell, still sounds the same, and evokes exactly what is happening to you.

Direrear by Pineapple Hwy July 25, 2018