Dip King

The Dip King is he with whom one should learn to dip. He knows all methods of dipping the finest of tobacco ranging from single lip, all the way to triple whammy. Although the Dip King may appear as an honorable position, there is more to it than meets the eye. To acquire said position, one must meet certain requirements: must have been dipping for at least six months, must have sucked off at least a combined twenty-three men at a gay parade, and must be an incredibly huge douche bag.

Matt Murphy likes to suck cock with dip in his mouth; he must be the Dip King.

Dip King by Pseudonym9799 January 19, 2010

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Dip King

A Dip King is someone who is the king of chewing tobacco. He is constantly dipping no matter what the circumstances are.

Redneckdill you are a serious Dip king or Wow look at that Dip king he cant stop dipping.

Dip King by Sexycat889 April 3, 2017

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bean dip king

a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)

Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.

bean dip king by annonymous16161654544 June 25, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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