dinner lady 

Usually called Tina, Janet or Sue

Have missing teeth, smell worse than Anne Frank, with these people you will find more shit them than a toilet

THAT DINNER LADY HAS LESS TEETH THAT A GRAN GIVING A GUMJOB...

dinner lady by Cockwomble69 November 25, 2017

dinner lady arms 

Arms that have saggy flabby bits near the armpit, that droop when the arms are raised and bulge out when the arms are by one's sides. It tends only to be women who suffer from dinnerlady arms.

Nice dress.....shame about the dinner lady arms

dinner lady arms by RubyTuesday May 17, 2006

dinner lady face 

A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.

A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"

dinner lady face by paul grant August 28, 2007

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022