by Juju_02 July 11, 2016
ex.1.i heard that sam became a ding dong ditcher and now he goes by samantha
ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks
ex.2.i heard after kelly's boyfriend dumped her she became a ding dong ditcher and is now hitting on other chicks
by Dr.Eww April 21, 2009
A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025