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Ding Dong Bong

Ding Dong Bonging is an action sports game very similar in origins to ding dong ditching. However, rather than being a pussy, and running from the door, one must stay their ground (on the front porch) and bong a brew as soon as the homeowner opens the door. The object of the game is to get drunk. Side affects of the game include surprised home owners and dorm residents.
Nigga Jep ding dong bonged so many bitches last night
Ding Dong Bong by Dirty Eddd May 12, 2009

ding dong bing bong

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick 

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.
A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

bing bong ching chong ding dong 

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick
#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.
He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"
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