Dildo Fairy

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

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dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

dildo fairy by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

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