Want to play with my dild?
by PilsAreSad August 16, 2021
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A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros
Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse
by Dilds July 22, 2006
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A popular term beginning to catch on in the Western United States, used as an substitute interjection for "YEE-haw!" for non-cowboys.
John, waving to David: "BIG DILD!!"
David, reciprocating: "BIG DILD!!"
by jason_tha_bestest August 6, 2009
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cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum
wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron
by dave October 11, 2004
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I’m super horny. “chomping at the dild”, as it were...

That girl was “chomping at my dild last night.” Wasn’t going to give it to her though.
by Timmy Louis, Twisp WA November 13, 2017
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Refered to as the Master of Dild,
A man or women who has become a master in the technique of dildation, he or she may know many uses and special shapes and sizes to pleasure Anyone.

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-chyea?
- I was watching this G.O.G porn on Redtube
This one babe was a total fuckin dild master.
by Mike D 6969 October 29, 2008
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