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Diksees are usually sexy, flirty, straight forward and very sarcastic. They love having a good time, is it really a party if Diksee isn’t present? Diksees don't have a care in the world about what you think of them or what you’ve heard of them because they know who they truly are and can show you themselves. They enjoy dressing up and looking nice, but are confident enough to know that they would look just as stunning in their sweats with no makeup on. You’re truly lucky to have a Diksee in your life, they’re trustworthy, loyal and love you so hard.
Diksee has such a great vibe, so glad we met!
Diksee by Onlyonetowritethis November 22, 2021
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Dieseeineselma 

dieseeineselma is cool
Dieseeineselma by nexiiee March 16, 2022
Cumming on your wife/gf/fwb without her knowing
I played diskeet with my wife last night - still doesn’t know
Diskeet by DEBlueballs June 10, 2018
A person who can see out of there dick.
Com'n man why u got to be such a dickseer.
dickseer by Person142 October 9, 2018

Dickseed 

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.
Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.
Dickseed by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016
Adjective- Full of STD's; Has Herps; The Steeds.
Hannah; Paris Hilton; That bitch has got the diseezy.. don't hit that.
diseezy by whitney lindsey November 30, 2006

Diksfertoas' Syndrome 

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.
John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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