Diksee 

Diksees are usually sexy, flirty, straight forward and very sarcastic. They love having a good time, is it really a party if Diksee isn’t present? Diksees don't have a care in the world about what you think of them or what you’ve heard of them because they know who they truly are and can show you themselves. They enjoy dressing up and looking nice, but are confident enough to know that they would look just as stunning in their sweats with no makeup on. You’re truly lucky to have a Diksee in your life, they’re trustworthy, loyal and love you so hard.

Diksee has such a great vibe, so glad we met!

Diksee by Onlyonetowritethis November 22, 2021

Dieseeineselma 

cool person

dieseeineselma is cool

Dieseeineselma by nexiiee March 16, 2022

Diskeet 

Cumming on your wife/gf/fwb without her knowing

I played diskeet with my wife last night - still doesn’t know

Diskeet by DEBlueballs June 10, 2018

dickseer

A person who can see out of there dick.

Com'n man why u got to be such a dickseer.

dickseer by Person142 October 9, 2018

Dickseed 

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

Dickseed by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

diseezy

Adjective- Full of STD's; Has Herps; The Steeds.

Hannah; Paris Hilton; That bitch has got the diseezy.. don't hit that.

diseezy by whitney lindsey November 30, 2006

Diksfertoas' Syndrome 

A disorder named after early 20th century German physician Hanz F. Diksfertoas. Commonly developed by indoor kids or more often than not, during the winter. Diksfertoas' syndrome causes sensitivity to the feet when bare. It occurs when one wears socks and shoes too often and does not partake in anything foot strenuous, causing soft feet. When encountering a more rugged environment, without their protective gear, the afflicted tend to walk around like dumb asses with really sensitive dicks for toes.

John: Honey, where are my gay little slippers?

Jane: Why can't you just man up and get the mail barefoot?!

John: Damnit woman! You know I've got Diksfertoas' syndrome!

Jane: If only you had dicks for dicks syndrome!

John's nosey neighbor: DAMN SON! ARE YOU PLAYING KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC ON NINTENTOLD 64 OR DID YOU JUST GET FUCKING TOLD?!

John's apathetic cat: Zing, John. You've got a small penis and girl feet.

Diksfertoas' Syndrome by Dances With Limes January 25, 2013