The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.
With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!
Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!
Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).
A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!
Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!
Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).
A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.
2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!
3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!
3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
by stinkbuttboy February 20, 2010