Diego Cordero 

Diego is a great, honest guy. Some even say that Honest Abe coined his nickname after Diego, as Honest Diego. Diego tells it not just how he sees it, but how it IS. He's seen by his friends as never having lied before in his life, a feat that not many can claim. Diego has many stories, and has been through it all. With having a dad who takes selfies with burning houses, who has also been on government-ops, to being an EMS and resuscitating somebody back to life, to meeting random girls in Florida and being so attractive that the girls are willing to sleep with him on the first date, Diego has done it all. Although Diego is a respectful team player on his end, your significant other is never loyal when around him. Locals will say that their marriages have fallen apart due to their wives wanting to be added to Diego's over-so-growing body count.
It has been cited that the Boy Scouts of America honor Diego, paying homage to him by citing their Scout's Code after him (A scout will be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, courteous, kind, etc.). Many believe this was due to Diego having national coverage of him walking an old lady across the street, then suplexing her upon arrival. Diego also treats his significant others with the most kindness, loyalty, and trust.
Diego once landed a job working retail simply because he is not a pussy, an accomplishment many desire.

My son just graduated as a Diego Scout- I mean Eagle Scout.
That boy is so trustworthy, he must hang around Diego Cordero.
I need a heart surgeon, I need a Diego.

Diego Cordero by Paul Wenis July 11, 2023