diego martinez

diego Martinez my top definition for diego Martinez is that he is a good friend and always keeps his shoes clean no matter what. He also comes over to your house and eats all your junk food and plays games, but by him self

Last night diego Martinez ate all my junk food with out asking

by he eats all ur junk food February 24, 2019

crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 10, 2011

Doing a Diego!

Legging it from the scene of the "crime" to avoid an awkward situation!!

She was speeding faster, presumebly to lose me as I know now. I followed for a short distance , flashing my headlights for her to stop. It was after 5 miles that I realised she was Doing a Diego!.

by Zante_13 August 24, 2011

Salty Diego

The act of a male ejaculating in another person's eye.

Emily didn't close her eyes, so Brad gave her a salty diego.

by thatonedoot October 5, 2010

don diego

Don Diego, the king of his ghetto, chasing the euro and no te quiero.
Don Diego is a man of respect therefore he earned the title "don".
You'll most likely buy cocaine from a man named Diego.

Don Diego is the king of his ghetto
Don Diego is a god
Just scored some coke off Don Diego

by Don Diego2 October 26, 2019

Diego salas

A faggot who can’t get any bitches and a person who makes a complete moron of himself who is completely useless.

Did you know Diego salad is gay???

Diego salas gay

by lil_phag_07 April 19, 2018

Diego Huebbers

Diego Huebbers is a racist asshole with unwanted opinions. You may think “𝙊𝙢𝙜! 𝙃𝙚’𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙖𝙬𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚.“ But really, that’s not the case at all. What you see is a 6’1, self loving, fluffy haired, 14 y old boy… but really underneath all that is an N word saying jerk 😀.

Emma: “Omg! is that Diego Huebbers?😩”
Olivia: “Yes it is, now let’s leave.”

Diego: “Sup losers”

by insert pen name here September 2, 2021