diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019

Diddling The Dog

The act of having sex with a dog.

Look at him, what a loser. Diddling The Dog!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025