A marketing gimmick day to sell overpriced hallmark cards, tacky plastic "love" gifts and roses from gas stations, and when jewellery stores have promotion hope.
"it's Valentines Day, time to mark up the price of the diamonds" - jewellery store.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2022
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What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.
by Secret Rocker February 14, 2005
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An amazing brown hair, hazel eyed young man. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.
-Hey look! He has a big dick!
-What a valentin....
by ThatOneHotBlonde April 11, 2013
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A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.
by recklessguyyy February 5, 2015
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Valentine is a super classical and sexy name, those who are named after Valentine are most of the time misunderstood by their loved ones, and you can blame on their impulsive/intensive behavior for that. Valentine is tremendously good in bed and an excellent good kisser. It's always on the mood for partying, loves huge crowds but hates long lines, they are the best lover, boyfriend or girlfriend you could ever have, or ask for.

Valentine is a unisex given name from the Roman cognomen Valentinus, which was itself a derivative of the cognomen Valens meaning "strong, vigorous, healthy" in Latin. Saint Valentine was a 3rd-century martyr. His feast day was the same as the Roman fertility festival of Lupercalia, which resulted in the association between Valentine's day and love. As an English name, it has been used occasionally since the 12th century.
A random person: Oh boy here it comes, the hurricane Valentine
by AkaVenus February 2, 2020
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this young man is stunning. He has abs, blonde hair which he always styles or chooses not to on some days happening rarely. He has a big penis usually ranging from 6-8 inches. A lot of girls like him but not all het him. He will always love you and he is super caring.
"Wow, I need a Valentin."
by yourslef1002 June 3, 2019
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a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.
wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.
by urbanman123 September 7, 2011
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